ninaenlalunaa:

everydayfolks:

susiethemoderator:

theedark-knight:

intimateobsession:

killathegawd:

takeprideinyourheritage:

christhepusher:

angryblackman:

2damnfeisty:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

theafrocentrics:

classicassi:

out0ftheblue:

thepoeticlovechild:

im-lil-g:

what is shoot up schools?

What Is “Pay For Nudes”?

What is “ride bikes in the rain”

What is “fuck their pets”

What is “dance offbeat”?

what is not combing or washing your hair for 7 years and calling it dreads

what is not season their food?

What is “going exploring in the woods at 2am in the morning”

What is “tripping over a branch that isn’t even there”? 

what is “going towards the scary sounds instead of away from it” What is “suggesting to split up when theres a killer on the loose”

What is “Believe in ghosts but not racism”?

what is “fuck animals” ?

What is “tongue kiss their dogs”?

What is “believing in reverse racism”

What is “not seasoning their food”?

what is “touch your hair without asking”

ninaenlalunaa:

everydayfolks:

susiethemoderator:

theedark-knight:

intimateobsession:

killathegawd:

takeprideinyourheritage:

christhepusher:

angryblackman:

2damnfeisty:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

theafrocentrics:

classicassi:

out0ftheblue:

thepoeticlovechild:

im-lil-g:

what is shoot up schools?

What Is “Pay For Nudes”?

What is “ride bikes in the rain”

What is “fuck their pets”

What is “dance offbeat”?

what is not combing or washing your hair for 7 years and calling it dreads

what is not season their food?

What is “going exploring in the woods at 2am in the morning”

What is “tripping over a branch that isn’t even there”? 

what is “going towards the scary sounds instead of away from it” What is “suggesting to split up when theres a killer on the loose”

What is “Believe in ghosts but not racism”?

what is “fuck animals” ?

What is “tongue kiss their dogs”?

What is “believing in reverse racism”

What is “not seasoning their food”?

what is “touch your hair without asking”

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit)

Anonymous Asked
Question28 Answer

growingupinmyskin:

igotsissues:

growingupinmyskin:

igotsissues:

growingupinmyskin:

28: Talk about your fetishes.

:O Anon! Ya perv!

(jk thank you for sending me an ask!)

I’m not going to talk about all my fetishes… partially because I’m not sure what they all are! (Experimentation is key, kids!) But I suppose I can mention a few that I’m sure of. And that aren’t too embarrassing. Let this be a lesson to me to read through the full list before reblogging it.

Weeeeeell

Everyone will tell you that I have a foot fetish. This may or may not be true. It is yet to be determined… Okay, it’s probably true. It’s not that I find feet attractive—I don’t—but they’re so coooooool. And I like touching things with my feet and having my feet touched and licked and—wait, what? ;)

And then there’s the really basic stuff like biting and bruising and teasing. I really love teasing. Also being restrained. And clamps seem nice too, but no clothespins! But at the same time, my body is pretty temperamental, so I’ve got to be careful with those two. Again, that’s stuff that seems pretty basic to me.

And to transition from that, I think I’d be really into suspension? Like, it’s something that’s always appealed to me, that I’ve always wanted to try.

Okay, I’m blushing too hard to continue!

HNNGGGGG YESSSSS. I KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOINGGGGGG NEXXTTTTT~ ;D

Ps ur feetsies are really cute

I was going to ask if I should be scared, but I practically just asked for it. xD

Well actuallyyyy….We won’t be doing anything without explicit consent!! But these are veryyy good things to know ;) alsoooo you never guessed that one fetish

Psh

Boy, you have my consent

I’ll tell you moooooore if you tell me more of yours ;)

This is a public place kids ;) 

foofawomp:

u-ok:

(family brings up homosexuality at the table)(sweats)

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lisabonetscarf:

Leaking nudes is a form of sexual assault
Accessing and spreading a woman’s private images without her consent is a form of sexual assault

  • me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
  • me driving: say your prayers

naamahdarling:

urulokid:

facebooksexism:

thebluelip-blondie:

skeptikhaleesi:

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

just look at babe ruth’s face tho

so confused

so lost

i love it

pure hater shit

Jackie Mitchell…a bad ass lady I had never heard of. 

From her Wikipedia page: Seventeen-year-old Jackie Mitchell, brought in to pitch in the first inning after the starting pitcher had given up a double and a single, faced Babe Ruth. After taking a ball, Ruth swung and missed at the next two pitches. Mitchell’s fourth pitch to Ruth was a called third strike. Babe Ruth glared and verbally abused the umpire before being led away by his teammates to sit to wait for another batting turn. The crowd roared for Jackie. Babe Ruth was quoted in a Chattanooga newspaper as having said:

"I don’t know what’s going to happen if they begin to let women in baseball. Of course, they will never make good. Why? Because they are too delicate. It would kill them to play ball every day."

Next up was the Iron Horse Lou Gehrig, who swung through the first three pitches to strike out. Jackie Mitchell became famous for striking out two of the greatest baseball players in history.

A few days after Mitchell struck out Ruth and Gehrig, baseball commissioner Kenesaw Mountain Landis voided her contract and declared women unfit to play baseball as the game was “too strenuous.”[5][10] Mitchell continued to play professionally,barnstorming with the House of David, a men’s team famous for their very long hair and long beards.[11] While travelling with the House of David team, she would sometimes wear a fake beard for publicity.”

TL;DR: teenage girl strikes out two of the greatest baseball players ever, teenage girl gets her contract voided, teenage girl plays baseball wearing fake beard

These guys were so fucking injured by a teenage girl’s awesomeness that they literally threw a hissyfit and hung up a sign that said “NO GIRLS.”

They gave up.

They couldn’t handle it.

Losers. 

Teenage girls are amazing.

homosexualpancakes:

the artistic process

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ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

myfirstpubichair:

pyro83:

Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?

because youre racist